Where did you get a picture of my penis
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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