I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It's just like the Real World with babies
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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