what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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