it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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