FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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