Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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