JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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