I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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