you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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