it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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