he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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