3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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