Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
