She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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