i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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