I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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