i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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