Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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