I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
