that's an acceptable place to lick
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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