Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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