So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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