but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
