At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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