oh god the rape fog is back!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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