Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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