Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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