Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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