is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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