Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
A bitchslap is in order.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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