So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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