and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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