i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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