oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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