I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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