Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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