I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Randomize
