But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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