Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
There are leaves in my underwear?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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