sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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