I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i will never coherently bang her
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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