Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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