Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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