the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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