We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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