she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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