i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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