This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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