well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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