he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Randomize
