that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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